How to Join the Cult of Confidence (No Sacrifices Required)

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By: imaBFD (Founder of Absolutely Nothing Important)

There are groups, clubs, and brands that’ll make you jump through hoops for approval.

This isn’t one of them.

imaBFD isn’t a club — it’s a decision.
You decide you’re a Bigger F*cking Deal. Then you start acting like it. Simple.

No clout-chasing. No algorithm worship. No whispered modesty.

If you’re reading this, you probably already get it.

👑 What Is the Cult of Confidence?

It’s not a movement. It’s not a rebellion. It’s not a cause.

It’s an energy. A self-appointed title.
An inside joke you’re in on.
A declaration no one asked for but can’t ignore.

Some call it performance art. Some call it ego.
We just call it Tuesday.

🔥 How to Join in 4 Uncomplicated Steps

No rituals. No approval forms. No “acceptance.” You’re in if you say you are.

1️⃣ Declare Your Status

Post it. Text it. Leave it in a review for a restaurant you haven’t been to.

Examples:

  • “Official CEO of Confidence”
  • “Unapologetically Overrated”
  • “Local Big Fcking Deal”*

Need ideas? 🔗 This Vice piece on internet weirdos has the same energy.

2️⃣ Wear It Without Explaining It

Real confidence doesn’t come with a press release.

Wear shirts that say things like:

  • “Self-Declared Legend”
  • “Certified Big Deal (by Me)”
  • “Official Merch of My Delusions”

Act like you forgot you even had it on.

👉 Shop imaBFD

3️⃣ Join the List

Not for discounts. Not for exclusive access.
For ego boosts, unsolicited confidence tips, and digital zines no one asked for.

👉 Become a Bigger F*cking Deal

4️⃣ Move Like You Know Something They Don’t

Post the pic. Leave cryptic comments. Give yourself an absurd title.

If you’re still looking for instructions, this isn’t for you.

⚡ Optional: The Initiation

It’s whatever you want it to be.

Screenshot that one compliment from last year.
Walk into a room like you invented oxygen.
Ignore trends on purpose.

Or don’t. You’ll still be a BFD either way.

👑 You’re In

That’s it. No secret handshake. No whispered rebellion.
Just good shirts, better attitude, and confidence loud enough to start rumors.

👉 Join the Cult (Email List)
👉 Cop Your Audacity (Shop)

imaBFD. No applause necessary. But expected.

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